Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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