I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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