I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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