can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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