Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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