Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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