It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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