help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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