Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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