chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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