so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My bed smells like the plague
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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