Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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