I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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