Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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