Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I cockslap morals
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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