normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
no you cant smoke seaweed
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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