you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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