i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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