This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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