god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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