what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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