i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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