someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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