She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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