I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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