There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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