This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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