you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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