That's when you crack a 10am beer
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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