sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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