What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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its like you know when i get waxed
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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