Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Its about making memories worth repressing
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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