is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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