I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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