and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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