if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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