I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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