So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
