Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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