when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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