Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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