yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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