I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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