whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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