oh god the rape fog is back!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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