if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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