No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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