Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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