I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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