I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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