Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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