I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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