I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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