how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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