Your dad touched me again.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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