Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize